I don't think this would be very useful in translating, but it seems to me that if I were wearing heels that sunk all the way in to asphalt, it wouldn't be the shoes making the noise. I would probably find a few choice @#*@ to say.

PART II
My ex-husband claims using the urinal at Chicago's O'Hare next to Muhammed Ali in 1976. I, on the other hand, claim Kristi Yamaguchi as a customer when she was in town.

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