...clearly intended in jest. Lighten up, people!

...those rare occasions when I resort to the imperative, it is in exhortation, not as a demand. So there!

...In the end it does matter two hoots what you intended your imperative usage to be, but what it was understood to be...
I object!

Doesn't *anyone take these emoticon thingies seriously?

b'youth - Your generosity exceeds your honesty...