makes $600 per week, mostly in tips. I don't think she takes any of her clothes off, either. Not to be sneezed at!

So what does she take... oh, never mind!

truth in advertising

I think I have mentioned elsewhere the Kent village with a name pronounced by locals to rhyme with ooze but spelled to appear like a rhyme with moose: the sign on the village hall read strangely to visitors' eyes...

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