I propose another game. The object of this amusement is to assign superhero powers based upon board names. When making an entry, you must describe the superhero attributes of the person who posted just before you. So, I'll start with a random selection, and the person who posts next must assign superpowers to SPARTEYE, superhero!

The first member of the Secret Society of Garg and Worldwide Doers of Good is Rhubarb Commando! --

RHUBARB COMMANDO! By merely uttering his battle cry, Mumpsimus!, has the power to make any target wince as if he were sucking on a tree full of lemons, causing evildoers to be rendered helpless and unable to even think of eating sourballs. Plus, with but a passing thought he can leave little stringy things stuck between their teeth.