Can any amount of excuses, or verily one good one, that I could conjure for missing the interrogatory tone here ever save me from the embrasskin' blushing I must post at the end of this question? Can I say nay? Kannst mich nicht die Sheisshause ausgehen?

Can I thank Connie for flogging me?

And couldn't I have Sparteye throw my case out for lack of evidence?
Could I challenge my accuser to go back and dig for some proof before I sue her for slander? Am I now in deep do for breaking the 3 question "rule," musick?