Well !!!!!!!! Cut orf me legs an' call me shorty!!

What a turn-up for the books !!!

(and other London-based expressions of surprise too robust to be aired in front of delicate ears and people of sensible feelings.)

You're a sly old pair, ain't you! But I must say, it's a jolly good show, what? May you have many years of happiness and contentment and the Stars help the rest of the board if you two are joining forces!.

Now for the serious bit: WHEN'S THE PARTY ??