BYB-- Its a well know fact that men who are bald in back are great thinkers--
and men who are bald in front are great lovers..

and men who are bald in both the front and back just think they are great lovers

is there a name for what i would call a standard (men's) hair cut? (Longer on top, parted at the sides.. closed trimmed around the ears and the nape of the neck?)