Oeufelia's mother was too hard-boiled to be frightened by much of anything

eggcept by scientists. e.g. an egg-whipped-tologist.
Which was why the egocentric mother was egged on by the father (known as Eggs Benedict)! But she became oeuforic when given a coddle, scrambled downstairs, and shelled out for another chicken to go with the one she poached earlier. She made herself a martini (shaken not shirred) and calmed down by chanting "Om".
Let that be a lesson to you, not to give a challenge like that!

Enoeuf already! These yolks are egregious.

Rod (more later )