Nowadays I'm the AWAD village idiot.

Well, frog feathers. You mean that I can't even claim that distinction? I'll fight ya for it, Geoff.

Oh, boy, I sure do get myself in a lot of trouble on this board! Two weeks ago I had to fight a duel with AnnaStrophic, (overcooked okra at twenty paces) and now I gotta go up against a Yankee lawyer? Groannnnn! So what's it gonna be? Another food fignt, perhaps? Strawberry torts at ten paces?