SSSHH!! Not so loud! You don't want to go confirming all those philistine suspicions about "art" now, do you?

Too late, so I might as well say that when we went on gallery trips and viewed some of the "modern" art, (one memorable was a blank white canvas with a few black splatters) we inevitably made comments like "They call that art??" ... then "Damn, I wish I could have done that first and made the sale."

Ali