You might like one of these, Sparteye.
Got this as a pass-around. Hyla, take notes.

> > What should be the official name for Bill & Hillary Clinton's New York abode?

> > There were lots of possibilities, according to the creative audience of The Jayne Carroll Show, a political talk radio program which airs daily in
the Portland, Oregon, metropolitan area. Carroll asked her audience to come up with an official name for the Clinton
$1.7 million house in Chappaqua, New York. Carroll's call-in contest required the names to be in relative good
taste, original, and should capture the essence of one or both of the Clintons. The response was overwhelming! Some names nominated for the Clinton's new home included:

> > Perjurers' Palace
> > HillBilly Villa
> > The House of Bill's Repute
> > Drawers Downs
> > Cheatem Estates
> > Sin Simeon
> > The Knee Pad
> > The White Trash House
> > The Blight House
> > The Panderosa Liars' Lair
> > Bill & Hill's Bribe & Breakfast
> > The Clinton Compost
> > Dogpatch on the Hudson
> > The Hen House
> > The Out House
> > The Love Shack
> > The House of Seven Felonies
> > But the clear, hands-down winner was...
> > DISGRACELAND