Archaeologists seem to revel in finding rubbish dumps. Here in Zild they get down to counting the number of seashells they find in Maori middens.

There was a book written, the name of which I cannot remember (surprise, surprise) in which archaeologists from the 25th century dig up rubbish dumps from the 20th century and speculate on what the various items they found were used for. Toilet seats as objets-d'art. Initially intriguing, but ultimately boring. Cor!



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