Parody= "My bonnie has tuberculosis
My bonnie has only one lung.....(and gets vile)

Surely some of us ought be able to remember others.



I heard Jaspr Carrott do a couple. One, of "Yesterday"

"Leprosy,
I'm not half the man I used to be"

For another, he did not even have to change the words. He simply began by saying that this was being sung by a victim of chronic acne

"They call me mellow yellow,
Quite rightly"