The end of school verses used to be heard in Massachusetts.
But how about some more parodies. Unfortunately most of the ones I remember are vile. Also vile, but less so is a parody of "My bonnie lies over the ocean
My bonnie lies over the sea...."

Parody= "My bonnie has tuberculosis
My bonnie has only one lung.....(and gets vile)

Surely some of us ought be able to remember others.