Bridget, it was a bit longer and slightly different:

On top of old smoky
all covered with blood
i shot my poor teacher
with a .44 slug

I shot her with pleasure
I shot her with pride
I couldn't have missed her
She was 40 feet wide

i went to her funeral
i went to her grave
some people threw flowers
i threw a grenade.

Her body went up
her body went down
her body went splat!
all over the ground

I looked in her coffin
and she wasn't quite dead
so I grabed my bazooka
and blew off her head.


School education is of such a high standard.