Mary had a little hen
She kept it in her pocket.
And every time she let it out
The rooster tried to f - chase it.

Or

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
And one f***ing tulip.

or

Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to school we go,
With razor blades and hand grenades, heigh ho, heigh ho ...

But as was noted above, this last one is no longer funny.


The idiot also known as Capfka ...