Sung to the tune of Side By Side:

Me and my love we got married
Her over the threshhold I carried
All the guests had gone home
We were alone, Side by Side.

We got ready for bed then,
I nearly fell over dead when,
Her teeth and her hair,
she placed on the chair, side by side.

Her wooden leg to follow,
her little glass eye so small,
along with some other .... attachments
she placed on the chair by the wall.

I was so broken hearted,
from most of my gal I was parted.
So I slept on the chair,
there was more of her there, side by side

Ro* Ward