I keep saying this, but *Anu doesn't exist. Father Steve has entirely converted me to his opinion of *Anu's existence or non-existence, although I'm not sure exactly what that is.

Investigating this, I finally have it on *good authority that *Anu Garg is actually Una Grag, the little old lady who is reputed to spend all her days devising cryptic crosswords for The Times. She actually also moonlights as an American academic and keeps an army of accountants and lawyers busy hashing over the trans-Atlantic tax implications with the IRS.

I'm convinced, although I have no evidence to back it up, that the legal wrangling is how Father Steve knows Anu Garg doesn't really exist.

I guess it is entirely possible that Anu Garg, Una Grag and tsuwm are all the same person.


The idiot also known as Capfka ...