I spove loonerisms for the wantasy forlds they upen op.
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Quite unintentionally I uttered a spoonerism at my wedding, vowing "with all my goodly worlds I thee endow" which I think is more romantic than the real words. Of course I try to maintain that it means my wife doesn't get my money, but she reckons until I actually provide a goodly world my money will do!


Rod Ward
Aut numquam testes, aut perfice.