M. Scribbler, I don't want you to be left all alone. I can see that you are even-handed in your interactions, whether people are from the dexter or sinister side. I, too, am
right-handed, so will you kindly allow me, even though I am
not a nun, to take your left elbow? If you will escort me into the Bar None, I will be happy to procure your favorite
beverage for you from the barkeep. Perhaps after some glad-handing 'round the place, we might persuade other patrons that it would be the right thing to do to cross the street and picket the Bar Sinister--unless all its patrons have left. Your ambi-sensuous remark is most intriguing, sir. But I have no wish to be insensuous, so I shall make no inquiries. I hope to continue being able to be in your courtly presence, and not be barred from it.