As what I can only assume to be atonement for bad karma collected since just before the Big Bang, I have been given the honour of posting first in the soon-to-be thread commemorating the one year anniversary. Do I do this as early as possible on the 14th, which will be the 13th for almost everybody else, or on the 15th? Answers, along with inspiration, or at least Calliope's phone number, will be greatly appreciated.