..and to take it even further off course, i got these (among others, which were less funny) in my email inbox today (and please, no suggestions that i should choose my correspondants more carefully):


Q. Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
A. To knock the penises off the smart ones.

and:

Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.

these, of course, do not apply to the men of this hallowed forum

oh, and BTW, this is NOT an invitation to begin a thread in the vein of 'pet names'