*I know you're actually talking about my discussion with Jackie regarding 'swearing', and how she thinks anybody who says coitus, spelled with an f, is of a different race that she abhors"

There ain't no such word as foitus (is there??).
C'mere a minute, wit' yo' sunshiny ol' self, and have some
more Dixie raspberries. Cuck you.
(Well, f- I mean shucks, reckon I'm back in the gutter.
I need more sleep...)