May I second the proposal that Max Quordlepleen is the fit and proper person to commence this Anniversary Madrigal?
His constant flow of zany humour; his plethora of quotations, apt and inept, from such a bedazzling variety of sources ancient and modern; his partnership with a dyslexic keyboard; and the immense service he has done to us all by providing a repository for all of our memorabilia: for all of these and more, I believe he has shown himself to be admirably suited to the important and delicate task proposed.
I would like to add that this proposal should in no manner be considered to detract from the value and enjoyment provided by Mr Quordlepleen's illustrious compatriot, from whose posts we all enjoy the Capital Fruit.
Madam Chair, ladies and gentlemen, I submit this recomendation for your consideration.
(Turns and salutes the large poster of Anu hanging at the back of the stage and returns to his seat in the body of the hall)
