FREDERIC FRANCOIS CHOPIN!

Imptomptu number 1 in a-flat major (a matter of opinion, of course.)

Jimmy opened his new lounge every night, nine o’clock. Now, parading an unusually lissome model could conceivably attract rough trade. Nevertheless, each young guy emerging or re-entering got everything he asked. Rhinestone rings (implying sensuality or not) rarely incited new guests - or staff - to a real riot.

Clue: Initially, dancing to their music made lounge-owner Jimmy (who refers to himself as a fat slob) eat less, but he soon recovered from that!


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous