Some of the terms I pulled that I thought were very common

burgled = robbed
bloke = guy/man
mate = friend
head's in bits = distressed
fags and that = smokes n stuff
watch the gaff for us = watch the house (context)
Grolsch = brand of beer (mmm beer)
couple of quid = couple of bucks/pounds
fair enough = sweet as/seems reasonable

All in all, trying to not sound conceited, I'd of thought it was quite clear what was going on. Or, am I missing the point?
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