Mark Twain would take exception to two of these:

 Originally Posted By: Zed

"Smoking and drinking are tough habits to pick up, but once they are formed, they are even tougher to break, the same is true of great literature, which is, let's face it, Jim Beam for the brain."
Stephen King


 Originally Posted By: Mark Twain
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.


 Originally Posted By: Zed

"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
Ivana Trump


 Originally Posted By: Mark Twain
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.