Possible examples a dry joaks. All commints welcome. Tester: yer ment ta painfully go "ha, ha" on readen/hearing these cos they're so lame. If ya fall about the place laffen, then perhaps ya have a dry sense a humour.

Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they'd break


What do polar bears have that no other animal has?

Polar bear babies.


Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?"

Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"



A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club.

"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender