You needn't worry; the graduation will be painless.

Thanks for the encouragement, Jackie my dear one. This is it then! My totally gratuitous 100th posting.

OK, I'm ready! (Lengthy pause)

What, no blinding light? No heavenly choir? No flights of angels bearing frankincense and Cardhu? Nothing?

Well, I'm off then ... mumble ... grumble ...
exit lusy, pursued by Gladly.

Hey, I just noticed after posting this — I'm now a member! How about that!