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Exactamenticals. Time means nothing, or, in the words of the old Aladamnbamian philosopher:

What's time to a pig?



Gee Phaldotage, when Alabamdamna homespun philosophers ask "What is time to a pig?" it is meant to be rhetorical. The stock answer is "The same as it is to a man."

All time is biological.

Pigs sit, time passes, and they get hungry.
Humans sit, time passes, and they get hungry.

And the same mechanism is in play for pig and man if we substitute the word "horny" for "hungry".

Now, just for kicks let's try a mind experimentt...

Gather up some newly born babies and see that they are properly raised by apes without contact with human Culture or language.
Then, when they reach their majority, round them up and put them in a cage and ask them "What is time?

Their growls and grunts will be equal to our long winded explanations about the nature of time.