Overheard in the locker room after the opening game of the season...

"Say Bro, did you catch the news that the themilum picked five out of six of the sexual proclivities of the Fibliotheque players and even picked the correct opening liner?"

"Right on, Brother, like they say, Bo and Faldage may know baseball; but the themilum knows opening liners and women."

"I heard that!"