Well done Connie and indeed all others whatever your vote hauls. I was surprised and delighted to see my own concoction had not only snared two American male afficionados of the game, but had deluded Milo as to the gender of the authorial voice - LLOL!

So, thanks again Faldo - a really fun game - it only remains to ask if the rest of the book is as dire as that opening line?!