The rules are much the same as the rules of Hogwash®. The Biblieotechnician offers the title and a brief plot synopsis of some real novel. Contestants send in false first lines to the Biblieotechnician who then offers them to the players along with the real first line.

The novel is She's on First. It's the story of the first female major league baseball player and her short career with the Chicago Eagles. Her breakthrough is due to the fact that one of her biggest fans from her Little League days has just bought the Eagles.

PM me first lines by next Sunday, 12 o'clock noon UTC.