Not breaking the law is not an option...(for those who wish)

I don't believe I have ever been to a public wedding (I've performed at quite a lot), however, "the spirit of the law" is generally followed by the "authorities" (or you would have a mob action)

You forgot the most impotent "go to war" (so your alcoholic half-uncle can beat his wife in peace... (did I say that?(waking up confused emoticon)))

JK
(just-kidding)