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And for anybody interested:

The Darracq factory that had been built in the Portello district of Milan was then sold to a group of Italian car enthusiasts who called themselves the 'Anonima Lombarda Fabbrica Automobili' (ALFA) in 1910.


Well, hmmm, ummm, actually, no, we weren't, very. Well, ahhhh, maybe just a little ... nope, not at all, as a matter of fact! Unless, of course, it comes with a complimentary Maranello ...

And I'm glad to see you've managed to kick your habit!





The idiot also known as Capfka ...