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OP Lyrics: "Noshville Katz," by the Lovin' Cohens.
Noshville Katz-- he runs a kosher deli!
Noshville Katz-- the only place in town!
Noshville Katz-- it's not like you're in Brooklyn.
Noshville Katz-- the only one around!
Well, there's thirteen-hundred fifty-two different restaurants in
Noshville.
And you can eat anything from a hominy grit to a Contac time pill.
But there's only one place to get a half-sour pickle or a corn beef
sandwich in Noshville,
Just ask anybody how to get to Katz's if you're looking to eat well!
About a year ago it was impossible to find a kosher delicatessan.
And the people said, "Mr. Katz, won't you open up a place where the
people can fressin'?"
Well, it was a good idea for a Brooklyn boy to bring a kosher deli
to Noshville.
And his bubbah asked him who would eat his food
He said, "The Tennessee folks will!"
So, they call him
Noshville Katz-- he runs a kosher deli!
Noshville Katz-- the only place in town!
Noshville Katz-- it's not like you're in Brooklyn.
Noshville Katz-- the only one around!
Have a Yiddishe dish
A potato knish
Or a bagel and cream cheese.
A little chicken soup or gifilte fish
With some carrots and green peas.
If you can get through that,
Have a little chopped liver or some herring in wine sauce.
And you can wash it down with a Dr. Brown--
It shouldn't be a total loss.
Eat, darling, eat!
Noshville Katz-- he runs a kosher deli!
Noshville Katz-- the only place in town!
Noshville Katz-- it's not like you're in Brooklyn.
Noshville Katz-- the only one around!
We also cater bar mitzvahs.
Entire Thread Subject Posted By Posted Chopped Liver Footnone inselpeter 01/09/06 08:57 AM Re: Chopped Liver Footnone AnnaStrophic 01/09/06 10:27 AM Re: Chopped Liver Footnone inselpeter 01/09/06 12:51 PM Re: Chopped Liver Footnone maverick 01/09/06 11:57 PM lest we forget... wofahulicodoc 01/10/06 12:52 AM Re: lest we forget... inselpeter 01/10/06 12:57 AM Re: lest we forget... maverick 01/11/06 12:17 AM ...now, brown cow wofahulicodoc 01/11/06 01:49 AM Re: ...now, brown cow Owlbow 01/11/06 02:18 PM Re: lest we forget... WhitmanO'Neill 01/12/06 11:55 PM Re: lest we forget... inselpeter 01/13/06 01:54 AM
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