Hmm...pretty good dictionary you got going there, Hogmaster. Such an array of divergent definitions is rarely seen.
May I please note that only two definitions among those listed above converge in a commonality of meaning, namely, J and D. Often this "coincidence" indicates a shared secret knowledge known only to a select few, and in this case, only two.

Maybeso, but for this rub in the tub I'm rubbing with Musick and I too will choose L as I am often at the periphery of polite debates.