, my wife and I (she more than I, of course) greatly resent being addressed as "you guys".

Bob, you get a [stand up and cheer emoticon]!

Rhuby--I know nothink, nothink...[wide-eyed innocence-con]

Musick, you cute little newbie you, send private (if you want) and tell me all about how you are. I'll listen, if it takes all night.