My wife's (SWMBO) birthday is on December 24. We always go out for dinner the night before, and I make a point of making the present more significant than her Christmas gift. There are two reasons for this - (a) she would kill me if I didn't, and (b) I can't afford a big Christmas present as well ...

My birthday (August 25) is shared by my uncle and my grandmother. Dates are funny things!



The idiot also known as Capfka ...