Well, tsuwm's right: I did vote for you before you went on about how great of an entry it had been, and then I realized it was you tooting your own horn. And, besides, it is a constant, enjoyable feature of Hogwash to have you, Milo, trying to get people to vote for your entry. It would be a sad, sad day should you ever stop doing so. We can count on it as a dependable leit motif of Hogwash.