"I was not aware that we had been under attack by Germany or Russia, nor that Communist China was trying to take us over.

I did learn that the only gun toting despotic country that tried to take us over a few times was the U.S., and well, it got a solid thrashing - and we're still Canadian, and we've kept our trees."
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All right boys, look up, ^ See...Patriolatry!

Notice the blind disregard for reality. The Nazis weren't bad, Uncle Joe Stalin was our pal,
and its them damn rich USens what want our trees!

A pig or cow can bark me-ow but a goldfish likes to sing,
I saw a frog swim up a log but he fell and broke his wing...