Smile. I'm afraid you misunderstand AnnaS, I use the net when it pleases me. Regrettably I can't remember why it pleased me at that particular time and juncture of my oh-so-busy life, but it did.
Maybe it was to one-up Faldage. Maybe it was to help Mr. tswum with his project. I can't be sure.
But what I do know is that afterwards I felt soiled and dirtied; a lower man than before my rogue fingers asked Google to find.
I will hereby promise not to use the net until my next birthday and my birthday is not until December. I make this commitment in a faint hope to regain my own self-respect, so please wish me luck.
And so I repeat...
I, Milum Milo Amemeba, will not visit the World Wide Web for the purposes of gathering information until late next December, except, of course, for finding definitions when I play a game of Hogwash.___________________________________________________________________
