powfag.. choose one:

a) a shaggy-dog story; a groaner [from a series of short stories by Larry Niven (as Lynn Varrie), all of which ended with an outrageous pun: Percival Powfag's Exploits in Known Space

b) [from Cree (US)] the raw materials used to make up a fire

c) a powderhorn designed to be hung from the saddle of a horse

d) a very strong cigarette [Welsh slang, from pwff puff, and ffagl flame, torch]

e) a persistent heavy mist occurring during cold weather in the late fall or early spring, common in woods in northern Wisconsin [from Menominee apeha'pfe-o-akh, it deceives the eyes]

f) 1. (Finnish) a crude broom made from twigs tied together
2. (musical jargon; contraction of "power faggotto") an electric bassoon

g) Pretty, Overweight, White, Female, Actively Gay (well known to Date Referral Services)

h) the ceremonial burning-at-the-stake of a captured enemy

i) slang. any damaged vented midrange on a woofer [from 'Peavey-Olsen Woofer Functional Acoustics Gap' (roadie term of art, 1970's)]

j) Scots term for a talisman carried in a sporran, typically carved from cherry burl, though occasionally carved from stone or bone

k) to tire bodily from overwork; to become worn out in mind from care or anxiety; to work to the point of exhaustion

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entries from dxb, musick, ASp, wofa, milum, Faldage, maxq, Wordwind, TEd, owlbow, and the usual gang of idiots

two entries were *very similar and I combined them.