Dear Aunties,

thank you for the imiginative ideas. Auntie Ronnette is on the right track, I think: wouldn't want Sam turning into a fat cat. We've got some old sci-fi mags around here somewhere. Curmudgeon Pfranzine must of course be taken with a grain of salt. Anyway, we already have the OED an sich; why would we want the Pocket? Maybe to carry around in the car. The paperback AHD4 is in the car, along with other emergency supplies.

TEd, for once one of your puns was funny -- and appropriate. Yes, I LLOL'd.
And Max, unfortunately, we've sent along Mr Brown's opus to Juan.