These are some headlines from newspapers around the country, sent by a newspal. Perhaps some have heard them -but for those who haven't.

~ March Planned For Next August

~ Blind Bishop Appointed To See

~ Lingerie Shipment Hijacked -- Thief Gives Police The Slip

~ L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

~ Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through

~ Diaper Market Bottoms Out

~ Stadium Air Conditioning Fails -- Fans Protest

~ Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

~ Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

~ Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice

~ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

~ Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin

~ Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

~ Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man

~ War Dims Hope For Peace

~ If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

~ Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

~ Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation

~ Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years

~ Man is Fatally Slain

~ Death Causes Loneliness, Feelings of Isolation

~ Defendants Speech Ends in Long Sentence

~ Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

~ Police Discover Crack in Australia

~ Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan

~ Scientists to Have Ford's Ear

~ Hershey Bars Protest

~ Caribbean Islands Drift to Left

~ 20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar