Hot diggedy dog, Wordminstrel, you lose!

You resorted to name calling without also addressing the proposition at hand.

It is good to win but somehow I feel cheapened. Like a small town tinkerer who has failed to help out a fellow man.

Edit Added: Darnit Wordminstrel, I think you added that last part about the poetry of a pasture after I replied. I think.
Non-the-less your non sequitur serves as a allusion to the point so I apologize. Damnit.