I remember "lounge lizard" in twenties synonym for current
"couch potato" which I think is less effective.

And there is more than one meaning to 'Maidenhead'.
Remember Mark Twains Elizabethan essay. "Nay, Mary, 'twere
never thee, many a mousie squeak will tickle thy tender
.......ere you give birth to a blast like that."

The version I saw long ago must have had some additions not
in the version I just found. No "maidenhead" here. But
such as it is here it is:
http://216.239.57.104/search?q=cache:bgesCwZoCbgJ:home.kqnet.pt/timoteo/page24.html+Mark+Twain+1601&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

When I tried it again the URL didn't work. You can try searching for "Mark Twain 1601" if you wish.