Philip allegely loves Mildred whose only redeeming feature is a pretty face. But unhealthy skin tint, no pectoral prominences, no figure, disagreeable disposition. She tells him to get lost, goes off to marry a dull deceiver who is already married but impregnates her. Philip meets Norah, who is plain but very lovable, and shacks up with him.
But when Mildred comes back in pitiful condition, Philip
allegedly discovers he still loves her. Tonstand weader frows up.(borrowed from Dorothy Parker).