A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

In Dunedin, my home town (southernmost university in the world, yadda, yadda), there was an old factory which had a block-long wall facing on to one of the main streets. Shortly after the factory closed, one, very large, graffiti appeared, reading:

"So many men, so few bullets".

It took some time for me to be able to bear having anyone of the female persuasion behind me in the dark again ...




The idiot also known as Capfka ...