I always wanted to be a drag queen, but sadly my assets preclude me.
Dody have you seen Victor/Victoria. You could pretend to be Julie Andrews pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman.
Another Andrews film I love for sheer silly is Thoroughly Modern Millie.


On a tangent I've had the Flying Purple People Eater song running through my head all day. The embarrassing part is how much of it I remember.